A Poem
I
did
not
write
this
poem
I
compiled
it
by
selecting
at
random
words
I
had
previously
cut
out
of
a
better
homes
and
gardens
magazine
and
placed
into
a
purple
bucket
footnote
it
was
actually
Martha
Stewart
living
and
a
black
fedora
I
have
no
explanation
for
why
it
is
this
coherent
I
did
not
cheat
and
rearrange
the
words
this
is
completely
totally
and
one
hundred
percent
pumpernickel
bacon
limestone
washtub
and
that
I
think
we
can
all
agree
is
very
beautiful
